Pepper McSausage Picks
Gambling vibes
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. With the joy of football rolling all day, I forgot to say anything here…and that’s not the sort of behavior that’s gonna bring my mom back. Big win yesterday has us officially at .500. Which means today is a great day to step on…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. Tales from the bathroom, and my brain is fried. My brother doesn’t dust the house now that my grandma and mom are gone, and despite my best efforts, my allergies are kicking my ass. Sadly, a nice Cooper Flagg win last night doesn’t nothing…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. Womp, womp. We’re back in the L column again. Hopefully in the way that this is an easy W today, and not at the beginning of an avalanche of Ls kinda way. It’s been a tough night into morning emotionally for me. My brother,…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. As if I didn’t already feel like I’m in purgatory by being back home, Cooper Flagg decided to sit out yesterday and halt all of our momentum. I’m gonna chalk that one up as a mental W though cuz he definitely would’ve scored 17…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. Omg, don’t let us get hot! We officially flirt with .500 again after far too long being on the other side of it. Trends be damned, we are ready for the big time! We’re here for another installment of tales from the bathroom! My…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. Back again with another installment of tales from the bathroom. I’m really proud of my brother today. We found ourselves at the grocery store two days in a row. And both days there was a sensory nightmare. Yesterday a crying child followed us around…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. A bit of a good news/bad news situation here. The bad news? Ja’Marr Chase didn’t score a TD (boooo). The good news? Based on recent trends, today’s pick is guaranteed to hit (yayyyy)! I write this from my bathroom (the only place of solitude…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. I’m not gonna lie, when I checked into the Lakers game at halftime and saw that the Bucks were down 65-34, I figured the Giannis bet was cooked. The bet ended up hitting (no need for applause or a thank you, this is just…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. At this rate, my mom is never coming back. Amen Thompson and I didn’t get our Jerry Maguire happy ending and I’m starting to feel like this is gonna become a Before Sunrise situation—him and I. I like to believe my mom is trying…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. The Battle Royale was fun… albeit dissatisfying. The wrong winner won. The pick of the day was not even close. Which has more to say about my judgment than anything. I’m forever hopeful and too generally optimistic to be a good gambler (for now),…