Pepper McSausage Picks
Gambling vibes
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. Today’s Pick: OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER -11 (-110) AND SAN ANTOINIO SPURS MONEYLINE (+390) So here’s how you gotta math it out. You put 1 unit down on the Spurs moneyline to win 3.9 units (@ +390). And then you put 2.2 units down on…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. And we’re back under .500 again! But congrats to us on what will amount to be a victory today. And back and forth we go. An incredible ping pong rally between me and the gambling gods, my mom’s soul on the line. What can…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. I had a f***** up dream last night where this worked, it finally worked. I was so proud of my Keldon Johnson play yesterday… and that pride couldn’t help but seep into my subconscious where it was then weaponized against me in my dream…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. I’m back under .500 and finding myself closer to joining my mom in the cloud suite by the day. The Heat got off to an 18-2 start (2 points short). Only for the Magic to storm back and kneecap the Heat in the second…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. I got 20-20 vision now baby! It’s actually pretty impressive how I’ve managed to stay perfectly average since I’ve started making these picks. I’d personally love to keep the momentum going and start to became a better, more consistent handicapper now that I’ve taken…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. Been staring at a blank page for like a half an hour now, not sure why, but I don’t have much to say today. I can brag about my Packers pick yesterday, but god knows my luck is more likely to turn negative today…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. Y’all… I lied to you. I said I wasn’t going to pick with my heart again and what you didn’t know, is that I have future for Pelicans wins total over 30.5. Now that bet, admittedly, looks like s***, but in order to hold…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. I’ve started watching The Pitt and holy hell, I’ve never had a show give me so much anxiety. The writing and the characters are so good, but as some level of hypochondriac (thank you mom), I don’t think the show is meant for people…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. Alright. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Went with my heart last night and, predictably, got shafted for it. It’s time to go on a run; I’m through playing around. My mom’s not chilling in the cloud suite to watch her son throw s*** against…
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A pick a day until my mom comes back to life. My brother unlocked a wonderful part of our childhood for me last night. He reminded me how frequently we’d stay at various hotels growing up because of all the fights my mom would have with her men. Thinking back, I can’t quite pinpoint if…
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