Pepper McSausage Picks

A pick a day until my mom comes back to life.

Yesterday was heartbreaking. The Pels led comfortably all game, just to blow the lead late and play out the string in overtime. A perhaps perfect fate for watching live in Vegas and part of why I love this place; everyday has the chance to be a beautiful Greek tragedy and YOU get to be apart of any grand metaphor! The trip has been catastrophic from a money management perspective thus far (and I’m not sure today’s gonna change any of that), but at least we have awkward family dynamics with my finance’s family to comb through. That’s sure to tie the trip together. I’m very thankful for my finance; she has handled my Ls this week with grace and a genuine lack of judgement. I do not deserve her.

My confidence is in a Vegas gutter with silly straws and the weird small porn pamphlets people hand out on the street, but thankfully, what I lack on confidence I make up for in confusion!

Today’s Pick: ZAY FLOWERS 1+ TOUCHDOWNS (+125)

What the f*** is this line? He hasn’t scored a TD since week 1, and has never scored a touchdown against the Bengals, and yet his line is a little short of a coin flip? His line should be like +300. Vegas loves playing games with touchdown lines, but they’re essentially hiding this one in plain sight! They’re telling you he’s due against a bad Bengals defense and hoping people just gloss over it, and we don’t do that here!

Good luck everyone and I’ll see y’all on the other side!

Pick record: 13-15 (no thank you Pels)