Pepper McSausage Picks

A pick a day until my mom comes back to life.

Back again with another installment of tales from the bathroom. I’m really proud of my brother today. We found ourselves at the grocery store two days in a row. And both days there was a sensory nightmare. Yesterday a crying child followed us around Trader Joe’s, and today, an old man randomly singing opera the whole time (a maniacal NPC to populate during our shopping trip). I think today’s man was also autistic. Him and my brother were gearing up for a real unstoppable force vs immovable object situation, but in both instances, my brother managed to keep quiet and get our task done. A big win for his normally unfiltered vibe.

Between that and Brandon Ingram’s easy win yesterday (which we were expecting), I’m really stacking wins right now. But we know what today brings. A big fat L. The trends taketh and the trends taketh away. But as a Warriors fan, I found a way to use this to my advantage!

Today’s pick (choose your own adventure): MAGIC 1ST HALF ML (+115), MAGIC +3.5 or FRANZ WAGNER OVER 4.5 ASSISTS

I bet them all. I love them all. For stat keeping purposes, if at least 2 hit, we’re counting those as a win because we’ll come away with profit. As a Warriors fan, this matchup scares the crap out of me. We’ve won three straight on the road (two against a Wemby Spurs) and the team’s spirits are peaking rn. Plus, the crowd is heavily on them as a road favorite 🤢. The Magic, even without Paolo, are highly capable competitors (perhaps even more capable iykyk). It feels like the Magic get off to a faster start and sustain that run all game.

Good luck everyone and I’ll see y’all on the other side!

Pick record: 9-11 (never forget)