Pepper McSausage Picks

A pick a day until my mom comes back to life.

Okay, so full disclosure. This is much later than I’ve ever gotten a pick out, and I fully blame my fiancé. We had a wonderful day date walking around a mall, getting massages, getting food and enjoying each other’s company. Pretty fucked up if you ask me. She knows what I’m trying to do her and she is actively sabotaging my plans to try to revive my mother. And of course, I’m all about gender norms, so I gotta be the driver back and forth in traffic. Truly a maddening day. I owe it to my few readers to get my shitty picks out in time, and for that I’m leading the people down.

But alas, I come from the future!

Today’s pick: ORLANDO MAGIC +3.5 (@ NYK)

This was supposed to be Ja Morant over 4.5 rebounds. And I had a whole spiel planned about rebounding being an effort stat and Morant having lacked in effort recently, but turns out, he decided to just not even play, so that’s not very helpful now is it. Instead… we get a pick that I get to report on as we speak! And it’s doing great! Surely nothing can go wrong now that I pointed that out, it’s gonna win forsure 😀 it’s trending very well right now, but I have now tempted the gambling gods because A- it’s bad karma giving a bet out after it has already started. And B- it’s trending well as I share in and I must point that because it’s the elephant in the room. I wish it wasn’t the elephant in the room, but this is what happens when you have good days emotionally, everything else in your life has to go to shit to compensate. So either I get a hollow win or I get a karmic loss. And again, all I have is a wonderful day with my beautiful fiancé. Truly pathetic.

Good luck everyone, and as always, I’ll see you on the other side!

Pick record: 6-8 (no thank you Celts…)